A guy takes his girlfriend fishing with him out on the lake...

"A guy takes his girlfriend fishing with him out on the lake.

She talks too much and scares away the fish.

He takes his girlfriend hunting with him out in the woods.

She talks too much and scares away the deer.

He takes his girlfriend quail hunting with him out in a field.

She talks too much and scares away the quail.

He takes his girlfriend camping with him out in the wilderness.

She talks too much and he doesn't get any sleep.

He takes his girlfriend golfing with him out on the golf course.

She talks too much and ruins his swing.

He takes his girlfriend to a movie with him out at the movie theater.

She talks too much and he misses the entire plot of the movie.

He takes his girlfriend with him to a football game out at the stadium.

She talks too much and he misses the game winning touchdown pass.

He takes his girlfriend to church with him at a cathedral.

She talks to much and he gets scolded by the priest.

He takes his girlfriend with him to Disneyland.

She talks too much and he doesn't enjoy a single ride.

He takes his girlfriend bowling with him out at a bowling alley.

She talks too much and ruins-"

"Dammit, Karen, would you shut the hell up? You're scaring away the fish!"

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