Rabbity the Rabbit is running through the forest. While running, he encounters Foxy the Fox rolling a joint.
- Why are you wasting your life, Foxy, says Rabbity. Come with me for some exercise!
Foxy reluctantly follows him. While they're running through the forest, they spot Deery the Deer sniffing coke.
- Now that's a shame, says Rabbity. Sniffing coke on such a glorious day. Come with us and exercise!
Deery joins the company. The three are running, having a good time, until they see Beary the Bear ready to inject some heroin.
- Now, that's bad, Beary, and you know it, say the three in unison. Come run with us, it will be fun!
Beary looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. Foxy and Deery watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull Beary off the rabbit.
"Beary," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
Beary answers, "That little bastard has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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