A guy runs into a friend and sees him full of cuts and scratches and gets worried about him.
- "What happened to you?"
- I fell from my motorbike.
- But you don't have a motorbike.
- Well I fell from my quad bike.
- But you don't have that either.
- Ok, I got into a fight with my girlfriend.
- But you don't have a girlfriend.
- Well you know what, the cat is mine and I'll fuck him whenever I want!
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