A guy is travelling around England and he finds a pub that has a huge jar of 1 pound coins in it and there is a donkey in the corner of the bar. He asks the bar man,
"what's the deal with the money and the donkey?".
The barman says
"Ah, well - you put a pound in the jar, then if you can make the donkey laugh you get the money.
The man puts his coin in and goes out back with the donkey. When they come back in the donkey is laughing hysterically - the man takes his money and leaves.
A few years later the guy is travelling again in the same area. He find the pub and sure enough there is the Jar and the donkey. He goes up to the bar and is about to put his money in when the barman stops him and says,
"Since you won the game last time the rules changed. You now have to make the donkey cry".
The man thinks about it for a bit, then puts his coin in and goes out back with the donkey. When they walk in the donkey is sobbing uncontrollably.
The main is about to take the money and leave again. The barman stops him and asks,
"come on - you have to tell me, how did you make the donkey laugh and how did you make the donkey cry?"
The man turns and says,
"The first time I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his. ........
The second time, I showed him"
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