Did you hear the one about the the Cucumber 'n the Ass?

Well the guy usually just used a carrot for his ass but today he couldn't find one. So he thought a cucumber would work just as well. He found a big, smooth, green one and tied a string around it (for safety of course). He slathered some ranch dressing on it (everybody's likes it differently) and really gave it to his ass. Well his donkey took one bite and spit it out yelling "Damn it Frank! That's a pickle not a cucumber!"

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