Juan and Lupe were out hunting at juan's ranch and the sun was starting to go down. Lupe had never shot anything so he was really eager to shoot anything that came out. They both keep looking left and right and not a darn thing is coming out, finally lupe yells there is a big deer in the middle of the road. Juan leans over and says I think its my donkey But i cant really see it, it is to dark. Lupe keeps bugging him its a deer, its a deer!! Juan finally claims alright my donkey.. I love him and he is old whatever it is shoot it! BOOM! Animal goes down. As they are approaching it they could see it was in fact the donkey. Juan with much sadness says we cant let any of the meat go to waste. As they are gutting the animal they get to the penis, and juan reminds lupe we cant waste any of the meat so lupe throws the penis over his shoulder and into the truck it goes. On the road home juan remembers there is a convent. They pull in front of the convent and lupe gets out of the truck and throws the donkey penis to the front door of the convent. A couple of seconds goes by and the mother superior comes to the front door she looks left, looks right, and when she looked down she nearly fainted and yelled OH No!! They killed father Felipe!!!!
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