He plays a beautiful, original piece and gets hired on the spot. The club owner asks, "By the way, what's the name of that song?" The guy responds, "You Got a Beautiful Set of Tits."
"Woah, woah," says the club owner, "You're a great player but you gotta keep titles like that to yourself."
The next night the guy is playing and everybody is loving his music. He takes a break and quickly runs to the restroom. On his way out a guy stops him and says, "You know your fly's open and your dick's hanging out?"
"Know it? I wrote it!"
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