Us Australians are a sensitive bunch

Three Aussie blokes named Mongrel, Coot and Bluey, were working high up on an
outback mobile phone tower.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says,
"Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife".
Mongrel says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bluey says, "Where'd you get the beer Mongrel?"
"Coot's wife gave it to me," Mongrel replies.

"That's unbelievable, you actually told his missus her husband was dead and
she gave you a case of beer!"

"Well, not exactly", Mongrel says.
When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Coot's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken .... I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll betcha a case of beer you are."
Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.