Suzy had just bought some sexy underwear to surprise her boyfriend with. As she was young she was a bit nervous and unsure of what his reaction would be, she decided to see what her young brothers reaction would be. So she put on a long coat, with only the lingerie underneath and went to find her brother. "Johnny, what do you think about this?" she asked as she opened the coat and flashed him. Johnny's eyes bulged out of his head, his whole body became rigid and foam flecked his lips. He then fell on the floor out like a light. Well this did not go as Suzy expected. She thought "Maybe Johnny is just to young for this, let me see what dad's reaction is". So she showed the same thing to her father and again got the same reaction, bulging eyes, rigid body, foamy lips and unconsciousness. Well now she became worried, the only other person she could turn to was grandpa, he was in the war and surely made of sterner stuff than Johnny and her father. So she shows the same thing to her grandpa, the poor old man had the same reaction, but luckily he was able to get his bottle of heart-pills open and managed to swallow half of the bottle right before he passed out. "G-g-goo-good Lord Suzy" he managed to splutter. "G-g-ga-ga-garter belts are for holding up your stockings, not for spread your lips apart".
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