Fun with Newspeak

Yes, there is a difference in the way the English language is used on the Eastern and Western parts of the USA. This translation guide is said to have been found in an East Coast office of a major computer manufacturer.Here's a handy guide for those of you who have to deal with vendors, customers, or other divisions on the left coast.East Coast West Coastabsolutely not maybeyes maybeaction item by Feb 12 for joe Joe's working on the problembozo subcontractorbrawl design reviewignore him, he's new I'm bringing him up to speedlocal bar offsite facilitymeet me in the parking lot let's take that discussion offlineoh shit thanks for bringing that to my attentionoverdesigned robustpunch his lights out constructive confrontationshut the fuck up thank you for your inputshut up a minute let me share this with youthat's totally incompetent let me build on that pointunemployed consultingfollow the spec is there a spec?get out of my office let's get concensus on this onehe's a jerk he's not signed on to our planhe's a subordinate he's a team playerI'll cover your ass consider me your resourceover budget on scheduleunder budget we haven't started yetwe finished early (no translation available)we're done how do you feel about that?what's your problem? I certainly understand your feelingswhere's the spec? what's a spec?where's the schedule? what's the game plan?your plan sucks let me share my feelings on this plandictator facilitatordo it and do it now can you sign up for this program?do it right or you're fired I'm confident you'll get it donefuck off trust me