The man reaches into the cooler and grabs a beer. The grandson asks "Can I have one of those, grandpa?"
The grandfather thinks for a moment and responds "Can you put your dick in your ass?" Perplexed the boy responds "No..." "Then you're not old enough." The grandfather explained.
Shortly after, the grandfather reaches into his shirt pocket and grabs a cigar. The grandson asks "Can I have one of those, grandpa?"
The grandfather answers "Can you put your dick in your ass?" Becoming frustrated, the boy responds "No..." "Then you're not old enough." Said the grandfather, smiling at they boy's frustration.
After a while the grandson reveals a brown bag and pulls out a cookie. "Did your grandmother give you those cookies?" asked the grandfather. "Yes..." the boy reluctantly replied. Holding out his, the grandfather says "May I have one?" The boy looks to the cookies then back to his grandfather and asks "Can you put your dick in your ass?" The grandfather smiles and replies "Yes." Grinning, the boy says "Good because you can go FUCK YOURSELF. These are cookies are MINE!"
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