Even wants to have sex

And she goes to Adam and says to him: "Adam, lets have sex!".
"I can't have sex with you, you have no hole down there.", says Adam, so Eve goes crying to the river and a fairy appears and asks her "Eve, why are you crying?" where Eve replied "Adam can't have sex with me cause I have no hole down there..." and fairy brings a stork that makes a hole with his beak. From that day, all storks have red beak and all women have hole down there.

Eve happily goes to Adam and says "Adam, we can have sex now!" where Adam said "I don't wanna have sex with you, you're so bold down there, not a single hair!" and Eve goes crying to the river again and a fairy asks "What happened Eve, didn't you had sex? Why are you crying again?". "Adam doesn't want to have sex with me cause I have no hair down there..." and a fairy brings a baboon, cuts his butthair and places them onto her. From that day all baboon have naked ass and all women have hair down there.

Eve happily once again goes to Adam and says to him "Adam, we can finally have sex now!" where Adam replied "I don't want to have sex with you, you're totally dry down there." and Eve goes crying to the river again, where fairy asks her "What happened now, Eve?" and Eve replied "Adam doesn't want to have sex with me cause I'm dry down there.". Fairy gets a fish out of the water and tells her to rub her down there. From that day people don't know if pussy have smell of a fish or fish have smell of a pussy.

Edit: mistyped the heading