The wife demands the husband go upstairs and discipline the boy. The husband goes up to the room, shuts the door and says "I heard you had sex with your teacher."
The boy sheepishly says, "yes, dad."
The dad whispers, "You're not in trouble. I'm actually proud of you! I didn't have sex with my teacher until I was a senior in high school! You know that new bike you wanted? Let's go get it."
So the dad takes the boy to the bike shop and buys him the new bike.
"How about you ride your new bike home, son," says the dad proudly.
"Naw, that's okay," the son replies. "My ass is still a little sore."
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