A Girl gets on the bus holding a baby...

...and the bus driver sees her and says

"What an ugly baby!" The girl is mortified.


She pays and sits in the back, crying. And old guy is there and asks her:

"What happened, dear?"


She answers:


"That damn bus driver was SO rude to me!"


And then the old man says:

"Well my dear, then go over there and tell him what you think! I'll hold your monkey for you!"

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