Three scientists decided to see what will happen if they plug elephant's ass and feed him heavily for 1 month. After first two weeks however they realised that it might be kinda dangerous to pull the plug out so they trained a lab monkey to do it. A month have passed and it was time to see the results of the experiment. Scientists walked away from the elephant and monkey pulled out the plug unleashing the shitwave.
When flow stopped, a guy that happened to stand further than the others decided to help his friends. He found second scientist standing waist-deep in poop, dug him out, and they both went to find the third guy. Soon they found him - completely covered in shit, but laughing hysterically.
"What the hell, man?" - they asked - "That's a catastrophe, it's not really funny"
"Yeah, I know" - he replied - "But you should've seen monkey's face when it was trying to shove the plug back"
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