A Black Soldier vs. An Indian

Some black soldiers and an Indian tribe are in a war. A black solider has dug in and is on the front line in a foxhole. The Indian is out patrolling to make contact with the enemy. The two soldiers come across one another and hold their ground. There's obviously an inability to verbally communicate, so the black soldier decides to try and use hand signals.

The black soldier tries first and moves his fingers forward along the ground asking the Indian if he is on ground patrol. The Indian looks confused and doesn't understand.

The black soldier tries again and moves his fingers in a downward motion asking the Indian if he is on air patrol. The Indian looks even more confused now.

So the black solider figures he must be foxhole/front line patrol like himself and sticks his finger in and out of his open fist. The Indian sees this and takes a step back, starting to look anxious.

No communication is working, so the black solider decides to try one more time. He makes a binoculars gestures with his hands asking if he is on observation. The Indian, who's about to freak out by now, does a complete 180 and runs are fast as possible back into the woods where he came from.

The Indian gets back to camp sweating and nervous as hell. His tribal chief approaches and asks if he happened to make contact with the enemy. The Indian replied "Yes, I did. I met a crazy black solider in a foxhole who told me when the people run away and the sun goes down he's going to fuck me in the ass until my eyes pop out".


Edit: Spelling