A client ordered a soup in a restaurant but he didn't get his spoon so he calls the waiter over. The waiter just grabs in his breast pocket and pulls out a spoon and hands it to the customer. The customer is pleasantly surprised and goes "that sure went quick, you guys always carry an extra spoon around?" The waiter goes: "Yes, you know we had business consultants from McKenzie here and they streamlined all the processes. They calculated that if every waiter always carries a spoon around this will save every waiter 18 extra walks to the kitchen a week, and for every waiter combined that amounts to over 50 hours a month which is like 500 bucks." the client is impressed.
After lunch when the client is ordering the bill he notices a little thread going from the belt of the waiter into the fly. He asks "is this also something to with McKenzie"? "Yes, you know, the thread is tied to my penis and if I go to the toilet I can just open my pants and pull the thread and don't have to touch my penis - I don't have to wash my hands after peeing, save time again and McKenzie calculated that this saves the restaurant another hundreds of dollars a month".
The client is impressed but asks "So how do you get it back into your pants after peeing?" Waiter: "I don't know how the others do it but I use the spoon"
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