a Canadian, an American and an Australian. They've been talking all afternoon about how each is the best at picking up females, each boasting over the other. To settle this the three decide to place a bet, that being the first of the three to pick up the very next female to walk into the bar will be the winner.
Not 60 seconds later the doors to the bar swing open and in hops a female Kangaroo. They each look at the other, and the American says "Well a bet is a bet where I'm from, so I'm going to try!" He gets up and walks up to the bar where the Kangaroo is sitting and says "bartender, a beer for me and a beer for the kangaroo also please". The American then turns to the Kangaroo and says "Don't see many of your type around here" and gropes it's tail. Well the Kangaroo doesn't like that, jumps off it's chair and kicks him so hard he fly's back to the table. Crying he says "That's not how you pick her up".
The Canadian laughing says "Let me show you how it's done!" He walks up to the bar and says "bartender, martini for me and one for the kangaroo please." After a few minutes of making eye contact the Canadian someone frustrated turns to the kangaroo and says "Hey, nice pouch" and starts to slide his hand down it. Well the Kangaroo does not like this, and quickly kicks him right back to the table where he came from. Bloody mouthed the Canadian says "Well I guess that didn't go to well!"
The Australian, seeing they both failed smirks and says "Alright, watch and learn mates!" he walks up to the bar and says "bartender, bottle of whiskey! and a shot glass". He opens the bottle and takes three large shots and closes the bottle. He turns to the Kangaroo, smashes the bottle over her head and drags her out of the bar and says "I win".
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