A french mother has 2 daughters and a son...

A french mother has 2 daughters and a son...


The first daughter asks:
"Why is my name Rose, Mummy?"

"Because right after you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The second daughter asks:
"Why is my name Lily, mere?"

"Because right after you were born, a lilly fell on your head."

The son comes in and screams:
"Bluahghagaga"

"Shut the fuck up, Pierre!"

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