...and notices a horse over in the corner. The man asks the bartender what the horse is doing there.
"Oh. If you can make that horse laugh I'll give you $100."
The man goes over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and the horse busts out laughing.
In shock, but a man of his word, the bartender gives the man $100.
A week later the same man comes into the bar. He didn't see the horse this time and asks the bartender where the horse was.
"He's behind the building now. Hey. Double or nothing, I bet you can't get him to cry!"
The man accepts and goes outside to see the horse. The horse began to cry so loud that the bartender could hear him from inside the building!
The man comes back in and before the bartender gives him the $100 he asks, "how the hell did you make him laugh and how the hell did you make him cry?"
"Oh. The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and just now I proved it!"
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