Once upon a time...

There was a magical frog sitting on a stump in a forest. Suddenly bunny being chased by a bear ran by.
Frog decided to stop them. "Bear? Why are you chasing this poor bunny?"

"Well Frog...i'm hungry"

To which Bunny chimed in "HE'S FUCKIN CRAZY MAN, HELP ME!"

Frog sighed and said, "I have magical powers, and if I grant you each 3 wishes, you must vow to never bother each other ever again. Deal?"

Bear and Bunny nod yes.

"Bear, You first."

Without missing a beat, the selfish bear said "I wish all the bears in this forest EXCEPT ME were girls."

"It is done" Says frog, "Bunny, you next"

Bunny pondered for a bit and said "I want a motor cycle helmet."
Greedy bear chimed in, "You retard, why the fuck would you wish for a helmet? Why not wish for a million dollars and then just buy as many as you wanted?"

"Bear, shush. Ok bunny, here you go." A helmet painted with flames poofed into bunny's arms.

"Next wish Bear."

"I wish all the bears in the next forest over were girls!"

"It is done. Bunny?"

Bunny smiled, and said "I want Harley Davidson Chopper. In Black."

Yet again, bear mumbled "Dumbass." As a chopper appeared next to Bunny.

"Ok bear, last wish. Make it a good one!"

"I wish that ALL the bears on earth except ME were female!!!"

"And so it is done. Bunny, last wish?"

"Yeah Frog" Bunny said as he strapped on his helmet and fired up his Chopper. "I wish Bear was GAY."

Bunny the took off like a bat out of hell, off into the sunset.