After 6 months on the job this oil rig worker goes into town to the local cat house. He tells the madam "I am really horny & I need something strange."
She tells him about blow jobs, s&m, anal & other stuff they can do for him.
He says, "You don't understand me. I need something strange."
She says ok & sends in Sally.
Sally tells him that she has a fake eye & if he wants he can do her eye socket. Of course he says ok as that is very strange.
When done all he can say is, "I will be back & ask for you next time."
Her reply, "I'll keep an eye out for you."
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