The person working the cash register says "I'm sorry ma'am but there has been reports of elderly people eating this stuff, we'll need to see proof of your cat." The old lady sighs and leaves. The next day she comes back with a box that contains her cat. The clerk sees this and let's her purchase the cat food.
The next day the old lady comes in and says she needs some dog food. the clerk says "I'm sorry ma'am but the same rules apply for dog food." So she returns the next day with a box that has the worlds cutest puppy in it and the clerk sells her some dog food.
The next day she comes in with a box and sets it on the counter, the clerk looks in it and immediately vomits. In between gagging the clerk says "What the hell ma'am why would you bring in a box of this!?" The old lady replies, "Well I wanted to buy some toilet paper and I didn't want to have to make two trips!"
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