"Doc, you've got to help me," he says. "I'm so stressed out I'm losing my hair, I can't focus at work, and I feel like I'm going insane."
"Yes, yes," says the doctor. "You are ze perfect candidate for psychoanalysis. Please, make yourself comfortable on the couch, and let us begin with your sex life."
"Well," says the businessman, "I make love to my wife 4 times a week. I make love to my mistress 4 times a week. I make love to my secretary 4 times a week. And I make love to my bookkeeper 4 times a week."
The psychologist is absolutely flabbergasted. "Good god, man! It is no wonder you are in such acute distress. This is too much! Your libido is out of control. You must take yourself in hand."
"Oh, yeah," says the businessman. "I do that 4 times a week, too."
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