Doctor asks "So what's the problem?"
The man pulls down his pants and turns around revealing an unbelievably large asshole.
"Dear God!" exclaims the Doctor. "What happened to you?"
"I was raped by an elephant." The man replies.
The Doctor pauses. Then says "Sir. I'm no stranger to zoology. And although the width of an elephants penis is rather sizable, it's nowhere near THAT large!"
The man said "It fingered me too."
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