Three women were stranded on an island. They were all friends. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other one was a blonde. The blonde woman found an antique mirror laying on the sand and showed her friends. The brunette took the mirror from the blonde and her reflection fogged up as a deep voice emerged from the mirror. "You each have one wish and one wish only," said the mirror. The brunette asked to go home to her boyfriend. She disappeared in a blinding light. Then, the redhead asked to go home to take care of her cat. The redhead met the same fate as the brunette. Seeing that she was all alone, the blonde cried to the mirror, "I wish that my friends were here!"
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