Shin: A device for
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the d...
Eel Jokes
When you're swimming in the
When you're swimming in the creek and an
eel ...
Thoughts
ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA
What is life like under t...
A Few One Liners
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because ...
Amore
When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel b...
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
Eagle: No, why?
Eel: Because it would be EEL-Ea...
What genre is fish-created music?
Eel-ectronic music.
When an eel bites your thigh...
...as you're just swimming by that's a moray.
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's helm ...
What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
So I'm opening a seafood restaurant...
...and my signature dish will be eel in a light...
When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee...
That's a moray!
At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this?
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of ee...
If you met an eel in a top hat...
...that would be Sir Eel.
(say it out loud)
What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?
That's a moray!
Why did the kangaroo think the chef at the mall (who specialized in making eel soup) was talking to him?
Because the chef had just opened a fresh shipme...
What happens when you eat too much seafood?
You begin to feel a little eel.
When the moon hits your eye...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pi...
Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?
Because it would be eel-eagle!
Did you hear about the eel party last night?
It was electric
What did one turtle say to the other eel?
hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if ...
What is the world's most religious fish?
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel ...