...were lost in the desert. After a couple days of wandering without food or water, the man realized he was probably going to die. He thought of all the things he would never do again... sex being one of them.
He looked at his camel and figured it was better than nothing.
Unzipping his pants, he sneaked up behind the camel, but it bolted just as he was making his move.
It ran on ahead and he struggled gamely after it. An hour later he caught up to it. But once again, just as he was about to mount it, it took off.
This happened three more times. When he caught up to it the final time, he looked around and saw that he was in the middle of a beautiful oasis. Palm trees swayed in the breeze and a crystal clear pool of water sparkled in the sun.
Beside the pool sat a woman in a lounge chair. She was the most gorgeous thing he'd ever seen, her perfect body clad in a barely-there bikini.
She lowered her sunglasses and looked at him. "My dear fellow, you look positively worn out!" She winked at him. "Is there anything I can do for you? Anything at all?"
"Yes!" he gasped. "Hold down the camel!"
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