A farmer wonders why his sheep aren’t reproducing.
He visits a Veterinary who says every morning the farmer must pile the sheep into his truck, take them to the top of the local mountain and fuck each one. The Vet says to check on the sheep the next morning and if they’re lying in the tree shade then they’re pregnant. If they’re standing in the sun, they’re not pregnant.
He farmer relentlessly agrees and takes all the sheep to the top of the mountain and fucks each one.
The next morning, he wakes up and looks out his window and sees all of his sheep standing in the sun.
He piles them back into his truck, drives them to the top of the local mountain and fucks each one.
The next morning, he looks out his window to see all of the sheep are still standing in the sun.
Again, he piles them back into his truck, drives them to the top of the local mountain and fucks each one.
The next morning, he’s exhausted and rolls out of bed to look out of his window. All of the sheep are standing in the sun.
He piles them back into his truck, drives them to the top of the local mountain and fucks each one again.
The next morning, he’s completely drained. He can’t move or get out of bed. He wakes up his wife and asks her to look out to window to see if the sheep are laying in the tree shade or standing in the sun.
She looks outside and says “The sheep are in the truck honking the horn waving you to come out”.
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