Virtuality vs Reality.

Teenage son comes to his father and asks:

Dad, I heard words on TV like ''virtuality'' and "reality'' and I don't know what do they mean?
Explain to me please.

Father: Well, son let me show you.

Father calls his wife and asks:

Look woman, situation like this - Family is broke, I am unemployed, sick, your salary is being detained, and your beloved son is sick, he needs money for his medication.
In this situation, the neighbour offers you 1000 bucks to fuck with him.

You would be able to do this?

Wife: Yes I would.

Next he calls out wife's mother and asks:

Crisis has arrived, and all the necessary money is gone.
Your neighbor offers 1000 bucks to blow him and swallow. Could you?

Wife's mother: Well, in that situation, I could.

Lastly, father calls out Grandpa, and starts talking:

Tell me grandfather, everything is fucked up, no money etc.. Passionate hunter like you are, there comes urge to go and shoot some meat, but you only have your "Berdan rifle" and you lack of ammunition. And here you are, guy approaches you and offers you to take it in the butt, for clip of ammunition and 1000 green ones.

What would you do?

Grandpa: Like you said I like to hunt, alot. And i could help family. Fuck it, I would let him do his thing.

Dad: And now you can see son, virtually we own 3000 bucks, but in reality we have 2 sluts and a faggot.



Please note: Engilsh isn't my native language, so i have grammar mistakes.