Little Johnny is standing on a street corner swatting flies.
Every time he sees a fly he utters, "damn flies, damn flies."
Just as Johnny says it a shocked priest walks up and says,
"You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."
The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "Bullshit."
"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause," says the priest.
The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these damn flies."
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