Three buddies go to a friend's bachelor party, and the next day they all meet up for lunch. Joe says
"Guys, I was so wasted last night, I got home and tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner. Now I have a giant hickey on my nuts!" The others nod in sympathy. Chris says
"I was so hammered, I went in my neighbors house by accident and started punching him because I thought he broke in. I have a court date next week." The others murmur appreciatively. Pete says
"I was so trashed, I got home and blew chunks. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me." The others blink in astonishment.
"Really? Just because you threw up?" Pete shakes his head.
"No, Chunks is my girlfriend's dog."
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