A duck walks into a bar...

So, a duck walked into a bar, sat next to bartender and said:
- Gimme 1 vodka shot and some canned fish!
The bartender couldn’t believe how the fuck duck could speak, but make the order and gave the duck what he want. Duck shoot the vodka, ate all the fish and said
- Thanks! Let’s make a little deal – I work as a mason on a construction next to your bar – give me a little discount and I will be there every day, at 12’o clock and order the same thing, deal?
Bartender was confused but agree. Duck left the bar, and the bartender was still shocked how the fuck duck could talk! Fastly he reminds and called his friend – circus director.
- Hey John, you couldn’t believe if you don’t see this! There was a talking duck in my bar! Also he said that he work next to my bar! That’s unbelievable! He will be there tomorrow at 12 o’clock, you must see this!
The next day, circus director was there , sitting some tables further than the main bar and waiting for the duck. Perfectly, at 12 o’clock the Duck walks into a bar, order same thing and start to consume. After all he turned and start walking through the exit. The circus director step next to him and start a conversation :
-I couldn’t believe u can talk!
-What? What’s so special?
-OMFG Duck! I want to give u a job in my circus!
- Oookk…. But wait, is this a huge tent made of fabric and some ropes holding it?
-Yes, but whats the matter?!?!
-And there are wooden seats, right?
-Yeah but wha..
-And also there is a sand arena in the center?
-Well, yes but…
- So why the fuck do you need mason here?