And he asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says no. So the duck walks out.
About an hour later the duck walks back into the same bar. He asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says "We still don't have any fucking grapes". So the duck walks out.
About an hour after that, that duck waddled back into the same bar. He looks like he's going to ask the bartender something before the bartender slams his fist on the bar and says "We don't have and grapes, Duck, and frankly I'm sick of you asking. So if you ask one more time I'm gonna nail your bloody feet to the floor" Duck says nothing, walks out.
THE VERY NEXT DAY same duck walks into same bar. He looks up to that bartender and asks, "hey do you have any nails?" Bartender says "No". Duck says "Oh...well do you have any grapes, then?"
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