Two Irishmen were sitting at a bar...

An older man, McGreggor, is talking to younger man.
"Look at this Bar. I spent a whole year building this bar. All of my pride went making into this with me own hands, but do they call McGreggor the bar builder? No"

He pointed to a fence outside "You see that? I built that fence. Pounded in each and every post. So much hard work went into crafting that, but do they call me McGreggor the fence builder? No"

He looked out at a harbor. "And look at that! All of my blood, sweat, and tears went into crafting that so boats could rest safely, but do they call me McGreggor the Harbor Builder? No."

He leaned in close to the boy, so no one else would hear, "But you fuck one goat..."

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