Blowjob Dog

A man walks into a bar with a dog and asks the bartender if he'd like to buy
the dog for $900. The bartenders says, "It's just an ugly mongrel, why would I
want to pay $900 for it?"


The guy says, "This dog is specially trained to give blow jobs and he will do
it on command as many times as you like. You'll notice he has no teeth and let
me tell you, it's the best BJ you'll ever get."


"Sold", yells the bartender as he empties the register and takes the dog
home.


Two days later the guy walks back in the bar and the bartender is there
with the dog. The bartender grabs the guy by the shirt and says, "This dog can't
give BJ's. I want my money back"!!!


The guy says, "There must be some type of problem, let's go in your back
room". Once there, the guy tells the bartender to drop his pants.


The guy then turns to the dog and says "OK Rover. I'm going to show you how to
do this ONE MORE TIME......