"Okay this is the story about me and my buddy's fishin' trip. im goin to take you back to the day it happened. So sit back and enjoy."" ""Yo Bob come on lets sit on this rock over here!"" ""Ok i'll be there in a sec. i have to take a dump first!"" ""Ok man but watch out for snakes they'll just jump out and get ya!"" ""OUCH!!!! A snake bit me in the butt!"" ""Man i will run to the hospital and get help ok? stay here it is only 5 miles away."" about 20 minutes later he got to the hospital. "" hey doc man my friend got bit by a snake! what should i do to save him?"" ""ok son where did he get bit?"" ""umm in the butt"" ""well u can either go back and get him and bring him here. or u can suck the venom out of the inflicted area."" ""well it is 5 miles to where he is and i dont want to suck his butt. cant yall send a ambulance?"" ""no all r out on patrol."" ""I will think about it on the way back."" ""Bob im back are you ok?"" ""umm i dont know i cant see out of one eye and my left butt cheek is numb. what did the doc say?"" "" he said i either had to carry u 5 miles to the hospital or suck the venom out."" ""Ok what is going to happen to me man?"" ""Man u gonna die!""
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