A baby polar bear asks his dad "Dad am I 100% polar bear, do I have any Grizzly bear?"
No son you are 100% polar bear.
Then he asks his Mom, "Mom am I 100% polar bear, do I have any panda bear?, no son you are 100% polar bear
He then asks his grandfather, Grandpa am I 100% polar bear do I have any koala bear or brown bear? No grandson you are 100% polar bear why do you ask?
"Because I'm fucking cold!"
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