A man sees a priest buying hard liquor on a Sunday...

A man sees a priest buying hard liquor on a Sunday at a shop down the street from the church the priest pastors. Surprised, the man, who went to that church, asked why he was buying Jagermeister.

The priest said, "it's an old secret that Jagermeister helps constipation, which one of the nuns has.

So the guy shrugs and leaves, only to see the priest later that day, not halfway to the church, drunk as a skunk in the gutter, holding the brown paper bag with Jagermeister in it.

He pulls up in his car and asks, "I thought you said it was for a nun's constipation!?"

The priest replied, "It is! She's going to shit herself when she sees me like this!"


I'm posting this, my grandfather's joke, in honor of him passing recently.