The doctor told the wife "It's sort of a desperate situation mam, your husband will need three home cooked meals a day, back massages and sex whenever he desires to keep him alive."
The wife says "I understand doctor, thank you for your diagnosis."
The wife goes to the bedside of her husband. The husband asks "What did the doctor say?"
The wife replied "I'm sorry honey, you are going to die."
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