When a snake jumps up and bites one of the men on the penis.
Thinking quickly, the other man calls the doctor to explain the situation.
The doctor tells the man "Well the first thing you need to do is suck the venom out, or your friend will surely die."
The man thanks the doctor, hangs up, and looks to his friend.
"What'd the doctor say?" the bitten man asks, breathing heavily.
Looking his helpless friend in the eyes he replied "They said you're gonna die."
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