He asks if there is anything he can do to help it. The doctor replies "Go to the Indian around the corner and order the hottest curry they have. Then go to the pub and drink two pints of ale. After this you want to go home and eat as much fruit as possible." The man replies "Will that help?" The doctor tells him "No, but it will teach you what your arsehole is really for."
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