A Women at the end of their pregnancy comes to the doctor. She want that the baby comes out already because it's 30 days overdue and it's hurts sometime.
OK, the doctor says. Bring me two Twix and a hammer. I will fix this.
The women came and bring the items the doctor ordered.
The Doctor says, lay down and spread your legs. The women does so as he told her.
Now the Medic unpack the first twix and shove both bars into the women's vagina. Everyone could hear the munching noises out of her. But no baby comes out.
Let's try again says the doctor.
He unpack the second Twix but only shove one bar into.
suddenly a little baby head and a hand appear, " wheres the second..." BAM BAM
Got you, say the doc.
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