A devote Christian completes training to become a Navy Seal. When it comes time for his first deployment, he refuses to go, saying "I am deeply religious and Jesus says to love thy enemies. Therefore, I am a pacifist".

Did you hear...

He got off by a hare.

Guy walks into a...

A horse is behind the bar. The man just stares at the horse. "What can I get...

Weird Facts IX

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. An ant can lift 50 times its own weight....

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the butcher

What did the...

What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to...

Thumb in the soup...

A man goes to a restaurant with his wife. They look at the menu and order...

Bill's been...

He shakes his wife awake at the asscrack of dawn and says, "C'mon woman,...

Finger Hurts

Tiger Woods makes a great 220 yard drive. Unfortunately it missed the hole...

Mule's Balls

An American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at...

My best friend...

A man was sitting in a bar feeling depressed. Bartender: Whats wrong man?...