Finger Hurts

Tiger Woods makes a great 220 yard drive. Unfortunately it missed the hole and
smacked David Duval. So David is in intense pain holding himself when a nurse
comes. The nurse asked David what's wrong. David points down (if you know what I
mean) yelling, "It hurts so bad". So the nurse asks, "Do you want me to rub it
to make it feel better?" David says sure. So there the nurse is, making him feel
so good, down there. David became relaxed. When the nurse finished, she said,
"Does that fell better?" David said, "Yes it does, but what are you going to do
about my finger?"