Superman was horny one day as he's flying around.
He sees Batman and flies up to him and starts chatting him up.
>Superman "So Batman, you wanna go look for some pussy tonight?"
>Batman "Sorry Supe, Commissioner Gordon wants to meet with me tonight to discuss some of the crime in Gotham City"
>Superman "No prob" and Superman flies off
As he's flying around, he sees The Green Lantern flying around so Superman catches up with him.
>Superman "Hey Hal, what you got going on tonight?"
>Green Lantern: "I'm hanging out with the other Green Lanterns and we're going to smoke some 'Green Stuff' if you know what I mean. You wanna join us"
Superman respectfully declines and flies off.
As Superman is flying over a field, lo and behold, what does he see but a naked Wonder Woman laying on her back all spread out.
So Superman has a thought "I'm gonna fly down, fuck Wonder Woman real quick and fly off, she'll never realize a thing"
So Superman flies down, gives Wonder Woman a quick fuck and flies off into the distance.
>Wonder Woman "What was that?"
>Invisible Man "I don't know but my Butt HURTS!"
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