A cowboy walks into a saloon...

Two men are having a drink when a cowboy ties his horse up outside the saloon, walks in, and sits at the bar.

Over the next hour as he nurses his drink, the cowboy goes outside every 15 minutes, sticks his finger up his horse's ass, and rubs shit on his lips. Then he comes inside and continues drinking.

After the third time the cowboy does this, the men can't take it anymore.

They ask him, "Why do you keep sticking your finger up your horse's butt and rubbing it on your mouth?"

The cowboy responds with "Well, I have really chapped lips, you see."

"And does horse shit make them feel better?"

"No," says the cowboy, "But it sure keeps me from licking them!"

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