A kindergarten teacher decided one afternoon to teach the kids all about the 5 senses. She had the kids stand in a big semi-circle, blindfolded them and proceeded to make various sounds with bells, horns etc. Each 6 yr old took turns successfully guessing.
She then handed each child various objects like rabbit fur, sand paper etc. Each had to guess what they were touching.
She moved on to the sense of 'taste' and handed out various lifesavers. Still blindfolded, the kids successfully guessed the various flavors: cherry, lime, grape etc. but they were stumped at the honey flavored.
After a little while the teacher said 'Ok, I'll give you one hint. It's a name that sometimes your Mom calls your Dad."
Instantly Little Johnny whips off his blindfold and yells "Spit them out guys! They're assholes!"
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