Little Johnny was sitting in class...

Little Johnny was sitting in class, when his teacher asked him what he did that past weekend.

"Well", Johnny answered, "I found a frog, shoved a firecracker up his ass, lit the thing, and 'boom'!"

"Johnny," the teacher responded, "it's Rectum"

"Wrecked 'em?", said Johnny. "Damn near killed 'em!"

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