And the teacher asked him to come to the front and tell the class what he had done that weekend, hoping that it would be a nice clean story (ok...)
"Well miss, me and my mate grabbed a frog from the stream and shoved a firecracker up his arse th-"
Feeling a bit flustered and trying to inject bit of proffesionalism into the situation she inturupts him and stammers "R-rectum Johnny!"
"Wrecked 'im miss? We blew his fucking balls off!"
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